"I was pawing through one of my step-dad’s books and there was a whole section on Steampunk. Apparently it’s called “The Past."
— I Hate Steampunk
(Source: twitter.com)
"Today we announce the Steampunk Terrestrial Oligarchy Party! “40 Acres and a Monocle!” “A Corset in Every Closet!” Our PAC is a Pachyderm Automated Cyborg. Got it on discount from the GOP (Gyroscope Optimalist Party, “We’re on the level.”) Not only will the Steampunk Party be making speeches from a back of a train, we will be making them *exclusively* from the backs of trains."
— I Hate Steampunk
(Source: twitter.com)
"Steampunk Goggles: (n) The black eyes one gets when asking a hardware store owner if he had a specific lubricant for a music box. Steampunk."
— I Hate Steampunk
(Source: twitter.com)
"But no, seriously. Does anyone know where I can get some decent music box lubricant? My nickelodeon’s on the fritz. Steampunk."
— I Hate Steampunk
(Source: twitter.com)
"You haven’t sucked dick until you’ve done it through a copper ear horn and an air compressor. Steampunk."
— I Hate Steampunk
(Source: twitter.com)
"Prepping my punch cards for another round of Second Life. Gonna play the shit out of that game. Steampunk."
— I Hate Steampunk
(Source: twitter.com)
"I spraypainted “KILL THE QUEEN” on my crank-powered dirigible. Steampunk."
— I Hate Steampunk
(Source: twitter.com)
"I made a Steampunk emoticon: }—(8D (He has a windmill on his head)"
— I Hate Steampunk
(Source: twitter.com)
